This week philosophers, we regret to inform you that you’ve been bad. Very bad. You are thus charged with the following indictment: being way too based. So you need to be punished! We invite you to serve out your philosophical sentence discussing the Philosophy of Punishment in the UPA Gulag aka CDSB62 on Friday April 11th at 5pm. If you aren’t already tied down, please join us on Desolation Row as we vibe to the Jailhouse Rock and whip up a philosophical frenzy.

A reminder that the statutes of limitations haven’t expired on copping our exclusive, new merch! So if you’re interested in UPA Swag (guaranteed to appreciate in philosophical value) please fill out the form below:

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*Merch is absolutely FREE (we aren’t punishing your purses philosophers)!